What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?