What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How can you make 7 even?