What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?