Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a tuna's favorite game?