Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?