What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?