How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?