What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
What animal has the most fun?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which family member is always relieved?
What does an evil hen lay?
It's allergy season again?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?