What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a pig thief?