Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which animal is the most religious?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?