Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What are you studying in math?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?