What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
How do you arrest a pig?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are winter days great?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the loudest sport?
When do mice play every day?