What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?