When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the cat so small?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?