What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Thunder and Lightning.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do frogs get to work?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?