Why are winter days great?
They're snow much fun!
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the school bully have for lunch?