How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What is the wealthiest fish?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?