Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?