Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the broom late for school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?