What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do cats love to work?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?