What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Why did the echo get detention?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Board Game With A Twist
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?