What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?