What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do cows wear bells?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why are skeletons always hungry?