What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call the king of vegetables?