What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Families are like fudge.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?