Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What do nosey peppers do?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the scariest letter?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?