What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the spider so smart?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?