Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which tree can't stop crying?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?