Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?