Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Why do rhinos charge?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the bunny upset?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the student eat their homework?