What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a short cow?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?