How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Which bug is related to you?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which dance will a chicken not do?