What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?