Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
When should you start writing a book?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did you learn in school today, son?