What is a mom's favorite game?
Mother, may I!
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?