What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which superhero is best at baseball?