Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?