What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do birds go to drink?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?