How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why is summer always sad?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?