How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?