How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What condiment has wings?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?