What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the noisiest food?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?