What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
It's Crowded!
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?