What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?