What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What was the first animal in space?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?