What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?