What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?