What do you call bears with no ears?
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What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Can February March?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Do dads always snore?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?