What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do cats eat for breakfast?