Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
What's the most masculine animal?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did one angel say to the other angel?